“…You won’t be compromised – we’re simply assisting you from our Development Fund.”

“What do you want in return for this support?”

secretexchange“The President wants you to know this is his personal flagship initiative; he has worked tirelessly to get funding from members and sponsors.”

“So, he’s not asking for my vote?”

“He’ll closely follow your development programme and will personally attend your launch event.”

“You still haven’t answered my question.”

“The President only wants to be seen as a beacon of light, illuminating the dark corners and bringing hope through sport to developing countries. Everyone’s a winner and the Federation of TiddlyWinks will flourish.”

“Well, thank him from me for his support and personal interest in our humble Association. He is indeed a far-sighted and powerful leader.”